Days
of Uncle Ernest -
Chesapeake City and the World – José, Chapter 8
“Then,” Uncle
Ernest explained, “poor José hobbled on down the road away from the city, while
I jogged on back to Maggie’s, where I slept like a baby until ten the next
morning. For the time being I didn’t tell anybody about what had happened, so
they all thought that José had gone on to his heavenly rewards. The authorities
would probably wonder where Jud disappeared to, but they wouldn’t bother trying
to find him; nobody likes a rat.”
“You bet, Unk,” I
agreed, as Uncle Ernest made his usual trip to refill his glass. I walked over
to the north edge of the porch, pulled off a Seckel pear from the small tree
Pop had planted there, and sank my teeth into it. I peered towards town and saw
that our steel drawbridge was raised to its full height to let a ship pass through.
I thought about how often we had to sit in our old 1941 Ford, waiting
impatiently for the bridge span to lower so we could head to Elkton or
Wilmington.
As we approached
the bridge in that worn-out Ford, Pop would always say, “Look, are the weights
at the top? If they are it means the bridge is down and we don’t have to wait.”
Many times the weights were down, however, and we’d sit and watch the ship
coast through. When it passed we’d hear the steel-on-steel grinding that the
cables made as they raised the weights to the top and lowered the bridge
surface so we could labor across.
On our left,
between the bridge tender’s shack and the Rio movie theater, sat the small
white barber shop, where I got my first haircut and watched the screwy antics
of Jumpin’ Jim, the barber. The white building was square, with just enough
room for Jim’s barber chair, his counter lined with barber implements, a
washbasin, and chairs lined up along the wall facing the canal. Jim always had
the radio on, usually tuned in to comedy shows such as Amos and Andy, Fibber McGee
& Molly, or The Great
Gildersleeve.
I remember Jumpin’
Jim and his customers laughing at the jokes as he pranced around his victim in
the barber's chair, snipping rhythmically with his scissors or waving his straight
razor with a shaky hand and talking, always chattering small talk as he bounded
around the chair, lunged to the washbasin or to the counter, and skipped back
again to the chair.
Every so often he
would swoop to a back closet, reach in and lift up a bottle in a brown paper
bag, and take a quick swig. I never found out what the heck was in that bottle,
and I don’t know anybody else who ever did either. Then he’d prance on back to
the barber's chair. Whoever named him ‘Jumpin’ Jim’ got it right. He took a
long time cutting a head of hair, and when he finished with the combs and
scissors, he’d always mix up hot lather with his brush and bowl, and brush
lavish amounts onto the back of your neck and around your ears.
He would then spend
half a minute sharpening his razor, with rapid, snapping strokes, on a leather
strop that was attached at one end of the barber's chair. Then he’d say to his
helpless captive, “Now don’t you move; sit still now. I’ve never cut anybody
yet.” And with a shaky hand he’d brandish his straight razor, come in and shave
a small area, bounce back out and wave the razor in the air, come in and shave
another small area, and in this manner finally get the job done. And all the
while he’d be gabbing away or laughing at the radio jokes.
Then he’d put a
hot, damp towel on your neck, scrub off all of the extra lather, rub
sweet-smelling lotion in your hair (kneading it into your scalp vigorously),
part it and comb it, and set you free by flinging off the big apron with a deft
flourish that comes only with much experience. After some more small talk, Pop
would pay him the fifty cents and we would head on back to the farm and return
in a couple of weeks to go through it all again.
“Hey, Moose,” Uncle
Ernest yelled from the swing. So I ran on over and slid in beside him, still
gnawing on the pear.
“Something bothers
me. You know, Unk, I can’t figure out why all the priests wanted to save you
instead of José?”
“Yeah, well, I
didn’t know at first either, but I figured it out lying in bed the next morning
at Maggie’s. They yelled to save me because I had won so much money from them
in all the poker games we had played since I had been there. If they kept me
alive they at least had a chance to win their money back. I really had to lie
low for a while though, so Maggie and I cooled our heels in our little love
nest for about three days, and just as we were going stir crazy with each other
in that confined area, who should sneak in, disguised as a homeless guy, but
our José.
“He said he was
feeling fine under the circumstances, but we checked out his wounds just the
same and found that they were healing pretty well. He said that he had to see
all the club members one more time, and asked me to organize a brief club
meeting so he could conduct a decent farewell. So, I got the gang together for
that afternoon, and when they came in and saw José they just about crapped
themselves. I never did tell them about how I had saved him; I just let them
draw their own conclusion. But do you know something? If I hadn’t had the sense
to give him that penicillin, he would have been off to his heavenly rewards
after three days instead of meeting with us.
“When José showed
them his scars they were shocked and didn’t know what to say. Then José shook
hands with each of us and said, ‘Take care of yourselves, brothers.’ He asked
us to say hello to all of the good townspeople for him. Then he made us all
join hands for a song. He started the singing and then made us join in. We sang
it about five times, and it was quite touching, Moose, even for me, so much so
that I remembered it.” And, Nina, incredible as it seems, Uncle Ernest sang it
to me. This is what he sang: “♫A farewell
to you Brother, and to my friends and to our long friendship/As it was in the
beginning, is now and always will be, friends till the end, great friends,
great friends.♫”
“Whoa! That’s
enough of that, Unk,” I begged. “What happened next?”
“Too bad you don't
appreciate good music, Moose; that's all I can say. Anyhow, before José left
for good he pleaded for us to keep the club going. ‘Expand Josanity; make it a
success for me, guys,’ he declared seriously, and then he limped on out and
ambled down that dusty road as we all sat around feeling pretty low.” [To be
continued Tuesday, 11/06/2012]
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