Days
of Uncle Ernest -
Chesapeake City and the World – José, Chapter 7
“Boy, Unk,” I said, sitting in the swing next to
him, “that comment about the wrong nails was a bold thing for José to say,
being nailed up there in that position.”
“Right you are, Moose, but I remember it as if it were
yesterday, for the guy stood there with his eyes blazing and his hammer poised.
I thought he would crack José’s head open. But then José said, ‘I’m giving you
this friendly advice because I was once a carpenter, and another thing, when
you’re driving a nail, let the hammer do the work, don’t force it; you must
have missed those nails six or seven times before you drove them home.’
“It was about this time that it happened. All hail
broke loose. A thunderstorm rolled in that you wouldn’t believe. The whole sky
turned black; deafening thunder rumbled and flashes of lightening distorted
everything with crackling, intermittent light. I heard José cry out, looking up
at the sky, ‘My God, what’s going on here?’ Then he looked down at me and said,
‘Don’t leave me, Ern; don’t leave me.’
“ ‘Hang in there José,’ I yelled, not sure he heard
me over the storm. Everybody, except for me and the poor impaled guys up there,
headed for shelter in the caves on the other hillside. Moose, believe me, cold
chills migrated from my mid-section, up my body, and into my fingertips; this
was just the chance I needed, a Godsend, to make my plan work. I had been
keeping my eye on Jud, who had been up front, off to the right, with some
off-duty soldiers cheering and clapping scornfully as José was being spiked in
up there.
“I had moved over quietly near him, and when the
soldiers bolted for cover Jud did too. So, when he went by, I tripped him and
pounced on him. With a short, powerful strike to the back of his neck, I
knocked him cold.”
“Hey, Unk, that’s how I kill rabbits that aren’t
quite dead from the shotgun blast.”
“That’s it, Moose,” Uncle Ernest yelled, grinning to
beat the band. “My blow to the neck fixed him all right. Believe me, I now know
what José meant by ‘netters of men,’ because I sure had to use lots of cunning
to pull off the plan. And I had to be lucky, the same as with fishing. I lugged
Jud over under José’s cross, got a crowbar from a pile of tools that the
soldiers had left, and climbed up the step ladder till I was face to face with
José. Remember, this all took place during a raging storm, with horizontal
sheets of rain pelting us up there.”
“Looking back, I don’t know how I ever did it. José
sure was a sorry sight, but he looked at me and said, ‘My father told me
there’d be days like this,’ and then, actually grinning at me, he said, ‘And my
mother told me not to hang around with bad company.’ Moose, it took a long time
and a compromising situation, but I finally got some humor out of him. And, do
you know, that with a sense of humor there’s no telling what he could do; he
was now a practically perfect person.
“But then he sort of broke down, and said with
passion: ‘Ern, You’ve been a mess, a handful, but you’re a real Godsend, my
savior for sure.’
“ ‘Now, José,’ I grunted, as I pried the nail out of
his right hand, ‘that’s pushing it a bit, but to pull this off we’ll need a
miracle and we’ll have to work fast. Hold tight while I free your feet and
other hand.’ Once on the ground, I told him to strip off his clothes, which he
was reluctant to do until he saw me stripping off Jud’s. Then he understood and
we made the clothing switch.
“And don't you know, those punctures didn’t weaken
him too much, because he helped me hoist Jud up on that cross, and while I held
him up José hammered the nails home. José had to turn his head, though, when I
messed up Jud’s face a bit with the hammer to fool the authorities. José and
Jud looked a lot alike anyway—same build, same hair, same beard, and so
forth—so fooling them was a snap. I helped José strap on his sandals, which was
tough because his feet had swollen something awful. ‘Those are some ugly
gashes,’ I said, grimacing as I examined his hands and feet.
“ ‘Just a few scratches,’ he shrugged. But, knowing
better, I pulled a bottle of penicillin and a bottle of Advil from my fatigue
pants and told him to take one of each every day until they were gone.
“Then we ran off to the road, with the storm
still raging and José limping along comically. When I told José that he should
probably leave town for good, he said that it was just as well because his work
here was done anyway. He told me he planned to go into the Arab territory,
change his name to Mohabie, and help them organize a new club. We said our
farewells. José gave me a hug and told me that what I did was miraculous, which
made me feel like a million bucks, Moose, even though I don’t believe in
miracles.” [To be continued
Friday, 11/02/2012]
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