Return of the Chesapeake City Snakeheads
Mules ready to
pull schooner through lock. Inset:
Harry “Hat” Borger, one of the last mule drivers to work the canal’s towpath
Lift bridge that
connected George St. with Lock St. Note Rio Theater at left and part of Shine’s
Gulf service station at right. Inset:
Kaky and Shine Crawford.
Early, wooden pilot
boat alongside of tanker to exchange pilots. Note pilot climbing ladder to
assume command, circa 1943. Inset L:
Marty Poore, one of the operators of the early pilot boats. Inset R: John Schaefer, owner and
principal operator.
I’ve been concerned
recently about a report describing an undesirable creature called the snakehead
fish. It seems that they have been seen and sometimes caught in certain streams
and ponds on the East Coast. They were brought here from another country and
have the potential for rapid reproduction and thus could threaten the native
fish. They are especially resilient, even having the ability to navigate on
land with their flippers. These facts are upsetting because they remind me of a
story told to me by my reliable Uncle Ernest when I was nine years old.
Apparently these resourceful snakeheads have returned and again could cause big
problems. That’s right; I said “returned,” because back in the early 1900s,
according to Unk, there were many, many more of them and they were a force to
reckon with.
It was 1945, and Uncle
Ernest was visiting our farm, and as usual he brought along his best friend,
Jack Daniels. I remember the evening well; it was dusk, after a warm day for
early November, and as we watched the darkness squeeze out the last filament of
light beyond Dave Herman’s immense oak tree, and as we eyed a mated pair of
bluebirds flitting back and forth to snag bugs from mid-air, Unk told me his
incredible tale. I had just brought home an ugly catfish I had caught in the
canal, and that was what reminded him of the ugly fish that besieged Chesapeake
City in the early 1900s.
Back then our canal was not
sea-level; it was a long, narrow pond that ran from Chesapeake City to Delaware
City. It required locks to raise and lower vessels as they entered and exited
the canal. There was a pump house (now part of the Canal Museum) with a
forty-foot water wheel that transferred water from back creek into the canal
when it needed replenishment. Back then the tugboats and Ericsson liners were
steam-driven. Large sailboats and barges had to be pulled through the canal by
mules. Operations were much different back then before the Corps of Engineers
bought the canal in 1919 and eventually widened and deepened it, thus making it
sea-level.
But now, let me take you
back to 1945, when I was a boy and thrilled to Uncle Ernest’s snakehead story.
Here is what he told me in his own special way: “Well, Moose the Goose,” he
said, swirling and clicking the ice cubes against his glass, “what I’m about to
tell you I’ve remembered from the account your grandfather, Harper Hazel, told me when I was about your age. You see,
he lived here on the farm in the early 1900s and had a clear recollection of
the shenanigans that went on back then. Here is his story as I remember it: ‘You
know, Sonny,’ Grandfather Harper began, ‘Chesapeake City was a quiet fishing
town in 1915. The area was surrounded by farmers who came to town for supplies
and for church and other activities. It was right about then that weird things
started happening. Repulsive part-fish, part-snake creatures called snakeheads got
into our canal and evolved at rapid speed. These crafty critters did it all
practically overnight.
“ ‘That’s right, in a
short time they undulated up the canal banks and began walking on their flippers
all around the streets, especially the South Sides’ legendary Bohemia Avenue. Their
numbers multiplied and they matured early, enabling them to establish
institutions of all kinds. They had their own schools (underwater of course) not
far from the Canal Museum. They even started their own church on the grounds by
the old High Bridge. I recall being in the area one time and being touched when
I heard the congregation singing their favorite hymn: Slithering to the Sweet Bye and Bye. Their nasal, out of tune
voices brought tears to my eyes.
“ ‘Also remarkable was
what they accomplished as individuals. One brave, young snakehead attached a
line to the pilot boat and could be seen tubing back and forth in front of the
Hole-in-the-Wall. Another learned to ride a motorcycle up and down the streets.
It was so neat to see how he gripped the seat with his little back flippers as
he worked the accelerator with his front ones. Soon many other young snakeheads
took to riding motorcycles and even formed a club. And they all let their head
scales grow long so that they could tie them into attractive pony tails. Yeah,
it sure was heartwarming to watch them speeding along with those scaly pony
tails flopping in the breeze.
“ ‘Some of them tied
camouflaged bandanas to their heads, which made them even more appealing. And my
but it was entertaining to watch and listen to them roaring down George
Street—past Foard’s Hardware Store, past the Church of the Good Shepherd, past
Beiswanger’s Ice Cream Parlor, past Shine Crawford’s gas station, and
eventually across the lift bridge to Lock Street. But, of course, the sensible
folks of the North Side always got together to drive them back across the
bridge, where they could frolic as they pleased. Most of the townspeople,
besides me, were delighted by the spectacle while others were unexplainably
disgusted by it.
“ ‘Some of the other equally
flamboyant snakeheads used to frequent the famous Hole-in-the-Wall bar to
entertain and be entertained by Birdy-the-Bartender. One especially large one,
named Allen, used to sidle in and bite the customers on the tops of their
heads. Sometimes Birdy had to throw certain over-zealous revelers out the
screen door, which meant that Birdy’s brother had to fix it the next day.
Anyway, this snakehead named Allen, who had grown to the height of 6’8’’ and,
by the way, walked on the tips of his tail like a clown on stilts and whose
voice reminded me of John Wayne, sometimes threw Birdy out the screen door. This same Allen used to bite the beer
glasses to pieces, and over the Christmas holidays would always eat the red Christmas
lights as they hung on the tree. One time, and I witnessed this, Sonny, Allen
removed one of Ralphy’s new boots.
“ ‘Ralphy was a whimsical
Hole-in-the-Wall fixture who was known for his beer-drinking marathons. Most
people drank their beer from a mug, but Ralphy drank his from an oft-filled pitcher.
Anyway, Allen snatched off one of Ralphy’s boots, filled it with beer, and made
everybody take a swig from it. Ralphy had just bought the boots that day, so
they were brand new, and the comical part was that the beer began leaking out
of the one like a sieve. Another time when I was there Allen came swaggering in
with a 20-pound large-mouth bass. He made Birdy open its mouth and fill it with
beer. And, you guessed it; everybody had to take a drink from it, including me.
What a nasty-tasting mixture! Take my advice, Sonny, and don’t ever try it.
“ ‘But listen, I don’t
mean to give the impression that the snakeheads were all playboys without
respectability. Certain groups were inspired by cultural refinement. Why, some
performed in the town’s minstrel shows (being naturally dark made charcoal
application unnecessary). Others participated in the annual Chautauqua
presentations. Oh yes, some were extremely bright. I became personal friends
with a bright one named Oscar, and I know for a fact that he used to help Birdy’s
son, Chuck, with his homework, which improved the lad’s grades considerably.
Oscar became so respected that he even ran for mayor. He ran under the slogan,
“A Flounder in Every Pot,” and he was only five votes shy of winning. My word,
Sonny, imagine how different things would be if he had won.
“ ‘Eventually, though, despite
the good intentions of the conscientious ones, the snakehead episode turned
sour, because when the young, male snakeheads started dating the eligible
daughters of the town, the influential
leaders had all of them rounded up and banished to a swampy compound somewhere
in the wilds of Southwestern Cecil County.’ And that, Moose, is the end of Grandfather
Harper’s story as I remember it. And now I have some serious partying tonight
at Dolph Wharton’s tavern.”
So off he trudged, and as I watched him descend our
field towards town, fantastic images of humanized snakeheads cavorted in my
brain. And even now, 68 years later, snakeheads are on my mind. You can
understand, concerned reader, the seriousness of our situation today, because
somehow some of those dreaded buggers have apparently escaped captivity after
nearly a hundred years and may be headed for our canal and town again. And we
certainly don’t want a return of the problems cited by my grandfather’s
historic, eye-witness account.